6 April 2013

how to win on the horses

...
seeing as it's national day

don't be stupid
you can't win betting on horses
well if you bet the usual way you'll not win much
but here's a version I've given a great deal of thought to

I don't have a bank account, let alone any money to put in it
so I've not been able to test out this theory
I've just kept my mouth shut about it for a while now
well if I'm not going to make any money out of it why not just give it away see if others can test it out & see if it works

here's how it works:
you bet on the favourite "not to win"
no need to waste your time trying to pick out a horse to win
bet on the favourite to lose
why?
favourites only win 30% of the time
that means they lose 70% of the time
ok you wake up one morning & pick ten races  & bet the favourite "not to win"
what should happen is you lose 3 of the races but win 7
sod's law comes in to play
one day you'll wake up & bet ten races & the favourite will win all ten
but sod's law also dictates that one day you'll wake up & bet ten races & the favourite won't win any of them so you'll win ten
you just have to accept that some days are going to be better & worse than others

but don't forget to get your odds before you place the bet!

some other factors to consider:
years ago I went online to find that mythical algorithm that could tip the betting balance in my favour & I could win
it doesn't exist
although there'll be quite a few people that will tell you otherwise
just send 'em your money & they'll show you
but you'll lose twice
not only your stake but the money you just gave them

the only things I found were things like "never bet on a race with more than 8 horses"
so as this is betting in reverse we reverse that saying
"never bet on a race with less than 8 horses"
I've watched quite a few races to test this out
if you have a race with say five horses the favourite has a 1 in 5 chance of winning
but if you have a race with 8 horses?
the favourite has a 1 in 8 chance of winning
10 horses? you see how this spreads?
where do you draw the line?
I would guess that's where the odds from the book makers comes in to effect

bookmakers?
where do I place my bets?
I went in to william hill last year to place a bet that the queen would no longer be queen at some point in 2013
after a few phone calls they refused to take it
so I don't trust the highstreet bookmaker
online looks like the best place
but you have to be VERY careful which online one you use
quite a few of those that advertise on tv have very small fine print where they tell you things like "you can only take £100" or "you can't withdraw any winnings" so I'd try the old ones that have been round since long before the internet
use as many of them as you can afford to

this has to be looked at as a financial bubble
the more people get involved the bigger the bubble gets
until one day the bubble pops
that day would be when bookmakers look at their receipts  & say something's going on here
& they withdraw the bet
but until then
£500 a week easy
tax free

would I place this bet on the national? no, on principal, they just love it when they have to kill a horse in this race

I'm not the sharpest tool in the box so someone must have had this idea before I just know I was never meant to have money so let me know how you get on, see if it works

[I'm sure being dyslexic I've missed something but will update it when it pops back into my head]





On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine days I let the horse run free
'Cause the desert had turned to sea
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above
Under the cities lies a heart made of ground
But the humans will give no love
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la...

.:.

4 April 2013

three little things

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three little things


morphine sulphate
zolipem tartrate [- sleeper]
tramadol

any serious drug user knows the best ones are made by big-pharma 
[so you get to be friends with someone who works in a chemists]
unless you make your own chemical drugs & can vouch for quality in all the process of manufacture
I wouldn't recommend using street bought if you want to keep any sanity & be able to get up the next day

should a day ever arise when I take things further then this combination, after decades of experimentation will work, the way I've always wanted them to work, no pain, sweet... just make sure I've got enough this time




Don't worry about a thing
cause every little thing is gonna be alright
sungin don't worry about a thing
every little thing is gonna be alright
Rise up this morning
smiled with the rising sun
three little birds
pitch by my door step
singing sweet songs
of melodies pure and true
saying, this is my message to you:
singing don't worry about a thing...
cause every little things gonna be alright
singing don't worry about a thing...
cause every little things gonna be alright 
Rise up this morning
smiled with the rising sun
three little birds
pitch by my door step
singing sweet songs
of melodies pure and true
saying, this is my message to you
singing don't worry about a thing...
cause every little things gonna be alright
singing don't worry about a thing...
cause every little things gonna be alright

.:.